Chocolate Resident Evil

I wake up and it’s pitch black.  i’m disoriented, fumbling around in the dark for something real, anything that will anchor me to my surroundings. . .  eventually i discover my alarm clock under an old shirt, blaring red light into my face with the intensity of the sun, which my eyes slowly focus to till it becomes a dim light.  3:00 am.  I sit there for a few minutes, in the dark, getting a grip on reality, not really remembering my dreams but knowing they’re there.  

      i decide to go get a glass of water, grab my friends mac book, and get on my blog.  i had previously promised myself i would post in this blog once a week, during one of the two days i had off from my horrible job.  But in the middle of the night with nothing else to do. . .  Here i am.

     With the randomness of my brain going everywhere, i think i’ll touch on a couple subjects that have been chasing each other around my head.  i think these things must have been in my dreams or something, and as i type this i’m not really sure what those subjects are, but whatev, lets type this thing.

     first off, my phone.  it’s a lame ass chocolate from Verizon.  Don’t get it, it’s a piece of shit.  this unpleasant little  phone pisses me off. . .  i don’t know about you guys, but i love it to death when i pull my phone out of my pocket and it’s deleted half my contacts because the touch pad gets touched by my pants.  or having to empty my texting inbox every five minutes because it’s storage limit is only 50 messages on a good day and i don’t get texts from my friends if my inbox is full.  My night wouldn’t be complete without that. . . oh, oh!  and there’s the fact that i have now taken it in four times and had it replaced because it’s so screwed in the ass it cant even function right.  yeah, Verizon, you rock!  F that. . .

     Something that makes me happy, on the other hand, is Resident Evil 4.  it has to be the most awesome game i’ve ever played, it kicks much ass.  I kick much ass on it.  for those of you who don’t know what it is, you are this BAMF guy that basically gets stranded in this insane place with zombieish dudes that try and rape you and you kick them squarely in the private area with an arsenal of sweet weapons.  thats the long and short of it, but it has an intriguing story and good graphics. . . pretty smooth play, at least on the wii and playstation 2 systems. . . i would definatly recommend it for some stress relief. . .  man, i’m getting tired now. . . this post was wierd, i should probably go to bed now. . .